“Pardon my French, General, but, you're full of shit!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig