“Well, yeah it doesn’t really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.”
Zach Galifianakis - Luke

“I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.”
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“There are many fish In the sea but you’re the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”

Lusia Strus - Alexa

“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
Rob Schneider - Ula