“Oh, God... dancers have such ugly feet.”
Anne Bancroft - Emma

“Until next time, this is your Zookeeper, Bobby Speed, reminding you: keep them feet movin' - or somebody'll steal your shoes.”
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed

“- Willa Mercy: I told you I don't know how to dance.
- Ben McKintock: Someone leads, someone follows. We'll figure it out.”
Ashley Williams - Willa Mercy
John Corbett - Ben McKintock

“- Nichols' daughter: Your dancing is atrocious!
- Larry: Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year.”
Phyllis Crane - Nichols' daughter
Larry Fine - Larry

“No one could teach you to dance in a million years. Take my advice and save your money!”
Ginger Rogers - Penny Carroll