“- Jill Johnson: You really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?
- Curt Duncan: No.
- Jill Johnson: What do you want?
- Curt Duncan: Your blood all over me.”

Carol Kane - Jill Johnson
Tony Beckley - Curt Duncan

“- Count Dracula: It would be well for you to return to your own country.
- Van Helsing: I prefer to remain and protect those whom you would destroy.
- Count Dracula: You are too late. My blood now flows through her veins. She will live through the centuries to come, as I have lived.”

Béla Lugosi - Dracula
Edward Van Sloan - Abraham Van Helsing

“Give me what you got, twat lips, or I'll make your face have its first period!”
Audrie Neenan - Ray Parkins

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You’ve got red on you.”