“- Steve Wozniak: Where's your beard?
- Steve Jobs: In the bathroom sink. I shaved it off.
- Steve Wozniak: Well, how come?
- Steve Jobs: 'Cause banks don't like beards.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.”
Ashton Kutcher

“Smooth as an android's bottom.”

Jonathan Frakes - William Riker

“They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!”

Matt Doherty - Lester Averman

“No, I'm not a hipster. I can't grow a convincing enough beard.”
James Marsden - Gordon