“- Lincoln Rhyme: How is your mother?
- Eddie Ortiz: Oh, God, she's 76, and she's schtupping some guy named Morris. Can you believe it?
- Lincoln Rhyme: God bless her.
- Eddie Ortiz: It's Morris I'm worried about. He's 76, with a tricky ticker and an active pecker.”
Denzel Washington - Lincoln Rhyme
Luis Guzmán - Eddie Ortiz

“- Marvin Michaels: I've missed you. Let's go to the living room. God, I've missed you! Let's make love in the living room.
- Millie Michaels: You've missed me? You've only been away one night?
- Marvin Michaels: I know; but, there's a three hour time difference.”
Walter Matthau - Marvin Michaels
Elaine May - Millie Michaels

“- Cleopatra: Welcome.
- Herod: I hope to renew an old friendship.
- Cleopatra: I hope so too.
- Herod: Well, time has made you older and wiser - and me younger and more beautiful.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Joseph Schildkraut - Herod

“- Old Priest: It is you, Morrell. But that was seventy years ago!
- Father Lucci: That was just yesterday to me.”
Hugo Stanger - Old Priest
Peter Friedman - Father Lucci

“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin