“- Guy on the Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
- Hank: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.”
Googy Gress - Guy on the Street
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
- Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
- Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
Danny Cox - Bartender

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.”

Eminem - Jimmy 'B-Rabbit' Smith

“- King: First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
- Keyes: He didn't have a jacket.
- King: He's Frank Sinatra! He can wear whatever he wants!”
Chazz Palminteri - King
Eugene Levy - Keyes