“- Steve Stifler: Dude, how the hell do you even think you're getting married? I've been looking out for your sex life since high school.
- Jim Levenstein: You what?
- Steve Stifler: Oh! Oh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying.”

Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“It's nice to be married to someone who can help others - even save their lives.”
Ann Todd - Gay Keane

“- Old Biff Tannen: You always did have a way with women.
- Young Biff Tannen: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
- Old Biff Tannen: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen.”
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen
Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“It's funny. I can't actually remember the last time you were the one risking something. And by the way, the women are always saving the men around here. You might wanna think about changing the name to X-Women.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Raven

See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente