“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: Does it look bad?
- Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
- Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
- Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.”

Catherine Bach - Marcie, Lamborghini Babe
Joe Theismann - Mack
Susan Anton - Jill, Lamborghini Babe

“- Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
- Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.”
Travis Van Winkle - Trent
Julianna Guill - Bree

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes