“- Patrick Verona: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
- Katarina Stratford: Is that right?
- Patrick Verona: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.”
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stradford

“- Abe Sapien: She's like me! A creature from another world.
- Hellboy: You need to get out more.”
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- Joey: You just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
- Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
- Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“Cameron has never been in love... at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller