“- Liz LaBreche: My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.
- Charlie Gordon: So, what happened?
- Liz LaBreche: Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.”
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector

“- Bethany: You're not with the Fight-to-Lifer's?
- Jay: You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay

“If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“Got so bad you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.”

Val Kilmer - Montgomery