“- Alex Law: If you see I'm dying up there you'll call the police and tell them everything, right?
- Juliet Miller: Everything.
- Alex Law: Except that maybe it was his idea in the first place. Now that's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Alex Law
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“Dead mans chungs.”

“- Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
- Frank Drebin: No, the worst.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer

“Jack! But, they said you were dead. You must be... double dead!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie

“Mina has died... No not lied! Died!”

Frank Langella - Dracula