“- Carly: Can you help me find the bathroom?
- Scott: I think this is the bathroom.”

Emmanuelle Chriqui - Carly
Jeremy Sisto - Scott

“- Mark Watney: Well, you will be happy to hear that in Grid Section 14-28, the particles were predominately coarse but in 29, they're much finer and they should be ideal for chem analysis.
- Rick Martinez: Oh, wow. Did everybody hear that? Mark just discovered dirt. Should we alert the media?”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Good heavens Annabel, what have you done to your clothes? You could grow a garden with that much soil.”
Emily Blunt - Mary Poppins

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“- Sara: Garbage Dick?
- Matt: Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year or two ago, anyway.
- Sara: Wait, what does that mean?
- Matt: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?”

Laura Satzman - Sara
Paul Soter - Matt