“Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying.”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“Remember, guys, you're using real live ammunition! A bullet hasn't got any brains! It'll hit whatever you're aiming at, so don't start murdering each other!”

Joe Sawyer - Sergeant Early

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Robin Christian-McNair - Woman

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes