“- Scott Thomas: What do you mean you're dumping me?
- Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
- Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas
Kristin Kreuk - Fiona

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“You screwed a scuba instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Martin Weir: And I'm wondering: how did it all slip away?
- Karen Flores: Well, it didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
- Martin Weir: Yeah, that was a good party.”

Danny DeVito - Martin Weir
Rene Russo - Karen Flores

“- Gloria Travalian: Ivan, I'm not leaving you for another man.
- Ivan Travalian: Larry Kotzwinkle's not a man, he's a duck.”
Tuesday Weld - Gloria Travalian
Al Pacino - Ivan Travalian