“Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood?”
Jacqueline Kim - Lao Ma

“No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.”

W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“Water is powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.”
Michelle Yeoh - Mameha