“If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”
Eve Arden - Principal McGee

“Attack without mercy, keep your head down and don't look back.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

Sorry, I've never been on “Oprah”.
Lela Rochon - Robin Stokes

“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“Put a little mota in your love life.”
Esai Morales - Bob Morales