“- Branch Rickey: You think God likes baseball, Herb?
- Herb Pennock: What? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- Branch Rickey: It means someday you're gonna meet God, and when he inquires as to why you didn't take the field against Robinson in Philadelphia, and you answer that it's because he was a Negro, it may not be a sufficient reply!”
Harrison Ford - Branch Rickey
Mark Harelik - Herb Pennock

“There is so little beauty in this world, and so much suffering. Do you suppose that is what God had in mind? That is to say if there is a God at all. Perhaps there is nothing in this universe but ourselves. And our thoughts.”
Geoffrey Rush - Sir Francis Walsingham

“- God: I know this sounds like a cop-out, Tracy, but there's nothing I can do about pain and suffering. It's built into the system.
- Tracy Richards: Which You invented.”

George Burns - God
Louanne - Tracy Richards

“Tell me what you're doing. Okay, let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day. Maybe You should've spent that day on compassion.”

Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“If there's a heaven, and, God, I hope there is, I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fucking monkey and smoking shit, 'cause he done left his pains down here.”
Francesco Quinn - Rhah