“If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“Hey, Lord... whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.”

George Kennedy - Dragline

“- Bruce Nolan: Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
- God: Great... If you wanna be Miss America.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God

“I've always been faithful to God and I've followed everything He's ever said and I've done everything He's ever asked me to do.”
Milla Jovovich - Joan of Arc

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker