“The conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?”
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother

“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“I hate television. Gives me headaches. I heard there's so many magnetic waves traveling through the air, because of TV and telephones, that we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. All the molecules in our heads are all unstable. All the companies know about it, but they're not doing anything about it. It's a big conspiracy.”
Naomi Watts - Rachel

“Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!”
Russ Leatherman - Mr. Moviefone

“- Lightning McQueen: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
- Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
George Carlin - Fillmore