“- Serge: Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her.
- Axel Foley: No, Axel Foley. Axel.
- Serge: Achnell? Achwell.
- Axel Foley: Axel.
- Serge: Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.”

Bronson Pinchot - Serge
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Princess Vespa: Who are you?
- Barf: Barf!
- Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!”
Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa
John Candy - Barf
Lorene Yarnell Jansson - Dot Matrix

- Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
- Roy: Flossin'.
- Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
- Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Trinity: My name's Trinity.
- Neo: The Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?
- Trinity: That was a long time ago.
- Neo: Jesus…
- Trinity: What?
- Neo: I just thought... you were a guy.
- Trinity: Most guys do.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“- Ted Crawford: My dick has evidence.
- Judge Robinson: Excuse me?
- Ted Crawford: My dick... my private investigator. I call him Dick.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Crawford
Fiona Shaw - Judge Robinson