- Sam Simms: Don't just stand there. Say "Hello".
- Luke Davenport: Hello!
- Sam Simms: Just make the girl go deaf. They love that.
Sinbad - Sam Simms
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport

“Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.”
Adam Goldberg - Tony

“- Sandy's Sister: Mom's blind in one eye, deaf in one ear.
- Sandy Bates: Oh. I hope the same side of the head, right? Because that's important. So she's even. She should be even at that age.”
Anne De Salvo - Sandy's Sister
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

Me, I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean, also because I'm so vulgarly referred to as "outdoors-y". Well, I'm not "outdoors-y", I'm athletic. I sweat! There it is, now we both know the sordid truth: I sweat, and you're deaf.

Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“- Vinny: What the fuck do you mean, replicas?
- Sol: They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
- Vinny: In... oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?”

Robbie Gee - Vinny
Lennie James - Sol