“- Boner: Roofies are bull. I take them before every date, and I never get laid.
- Slab: Maybe you aren't taking enough.”
Danny Strong - Boner
Simon Rex - Slab

“Nobody D.O.R.’s after eleven weeks!”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“You're gonna walk out on me? You don't walk out on me. I walk out on you.”
Al Pacino - Lefty

“- Amber Atkins: My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us. What was it she always said?
- Loretta: Once a carnie, always a carnie.
- Amber Atkins: Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.”
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins
Allison Janney - Loretta

“Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway.”
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew