“- Johnny Utah: I gotta be fucking crazy!
- Bodhi: But are you crazy enough?”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“So they are weird in the morning, but they're even weirder at night?”

Ed Oxenbould - Tyler

“- Gail Richards: Good night.
- Lillian - the Housekeeper: I hope you rest in peace.
- Gail Richards: Thank you. [turns to Ann] Isn't that what they write on tombstones?”
Joan Blondell - Gail Richards
Rafaela Ottiano - Lillian - the Housekeeper

“Germany broadcasting. People of Britain, greetings from the Third Reich. This is the voice you have learned to fear. This is the Voice of Terror.”
Edgar Barrier - Voice of Terror

“[as a hippie]
Dude, I'm your old man. I suppose you're wondering why your middle name is Rainbow.
[as a thug]
Yo son, what's up, homes?
[as a New Age adept]
I am your father. Hug me, and let us join our spirits.”

Robin Williams - Dale Putley