Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites. So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?". "No" says Hennessey. "I do not". "You do not?" says the priest. "No" says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“- Sergeant Davis: Thought you were dead, Collier.
- Wardaddy: The Devil watches over his own.”
Brad William Henke - Sergeant Devis
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy

“The devil was a rebel angel. If you want to fuck with the living, you'll have to learn to fuck with the dead!”
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“May you get to Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.”

Paul Newman - John Rooney

“- Helen Knable: Let me get this straight. We've been sucked into some kind of TV world?
- Roy Knable: Are you saying that that salesman was...
- Crowley: Mr. Spike, Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, big brother to the ungrateful dead.”
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Eugene Levy - Crowley