“- Goldberg: Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!
- Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
- Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?”
Shaun Weiss - Goldberg
Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“- Gordon Bombay: Shut up! You guys stink! I thought we came here to play hockey.
- Peter Mark: [sarcastically] You know, I knew we forgot something.”
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay
J.D. Daniels - Peter

“What's this? The Oreo line?”

Michael Ooms - McGill

“- Benjamin Asher: [out jogging] What are you made of?
- Mike Banning: [starts running backwards] Burbon and poor choices sir.”
Aaron Eckhart - Benjamin Asher
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning