“- Pinstripe lawyer: Help me out here. Please, how?
[Egg Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. Pinstripe Lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
- Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.”

Jerry Hardin - Pinstripe lawyer
Victor Wong - Egg Shen

“I'm Ralph Cox. I'm from whereever's not gonna get me hit!”
Kenneth Mitchell - Ralph Cox

“- Kristen: Why do I always have to be the grownup where you always get to be the little boy?
- Jack Taylor: Because in the beginning of the relationship when we were choosing up sides, you chose grownup first.”
Sheila Kelley - Kristen
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“Give yourself up and find yourself again.”
Chow Yun-Fat - Master Li Mu Bai

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns