And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love, with love's first kiss. And prove that "true love" conquers all!
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?”

Danny DeVito - Rude Gambler

“I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.”

Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.
John Turturro - Herbie Stempel