“She's like the air to me.”

Keanu Reeves - Paul Sutton

“- Frenssen: This is your oxygen mask. Very important.
- Pilgrim: Not much good except for calm seas.
- Frenssen: It does come in handy when the diesel reaks.
- Pilgrim: Or when Frenssen farts!”

Ralf Richter - Frenssen
Jan Fedder - Pilgrim

“- Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
- Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“- Daisy Werthan: Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.
- Hoke Colburn: I had the air-conditioning checked. I don't know what for. You never allow me to turn it on.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?”
Kevin McCarthy - Victor Eugene Scrimshaw