“Man, that chick has got body karate.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

“You got those. I like those on a woman.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“- George Peters: Why do you have to look so luminous? I mean, it'd make things so much easier if you woke up with puffy eyes and blotchy skin like everyone else.
- Doris: Guess God thought chubby thighs were enough.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“- Richard Rich Sr.: How do you put up with me, Regina?
- Regina Rich: Well, you do have $70 billion.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Is that the only reason?
- Regina Rich: No. You also have a cute butt.
- Richard Rich Sr.: Hey, Cadbury, did you hear that?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Indeed, sir. Madam admires your butt. I'm most delighted for you.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, 'Hell yeah!”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Dr. Christopher Turk