“- Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
- Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
- Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam
Nick Searcy - Brian Lewis

“- Angela: You seem to be doing alright by it!
- Roy Waller: I'm not. Believe me. It's no fun doing what I do. A lot of times it's stealing from people who don't deserve it. Old people. Fat people. Lonely.”

Alison Lohman - Angela
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“Here's a girl in Illinois who can walk through walls. Now what's to stop her from walking into a bank vault, or the White House, or into their houses?”

Bruce Davison - Senator Kelly

“You may be right about money, Sharp; quite right. But there's one thing to be said for glory. You can take glory with you when it's your time to go.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer

“- Jack Quinn: Offense gets the glory.
- Yaz: But defense wins the game.”
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Jack Quinn
Dennis Keith Rodman - Yaz