“- Martha Durand: I went to India.
- Henry Durand: You went to India?
- Martha Durand: Yeah.
- Henry Durand: You used to never leave the house.”
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand

“If there's anything I don't like, it's driving a stagecoach through Apache country.”
Andy Devine - Buck

“- Bill Tanner: He was operating in Moscow in 1996. Pyongyang, North Korea before that. And he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and Cambodia.
- James Bond: All the romantic vacation spots.”
Michael Kitchen - Bill Tanner
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting.

Tom Hanks - Captain Miller