“When he gets nervous, he gets completely honest. That is a major business liability.”

Kirstie Alley - Mollie Ubriacco

“Dede says I don't have dad. She says I'm the immaculateconception. That's a pretty big responsibility for a little kid.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“- Matt Prater: [about his father] All he does is boss me around. He doesn't even try to understand me.
- Grant Taylor: Matt, you can't judge your father by his actions and then judge yourself by your intentions. It doesn't work that way. You're not responsible for him. You're responsible for you.”
James Blackwell - Matt Prater
Alex Kendrick - Grant Taylor

“It's a father's function to save his son from the mistakes he made.”
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles