- Vann: "Casper"? Like the ghost?
- Casper: "Casper" like shit. That's not my name. My name's Laurie.
- Vann: Laurie, that's a nice name.
- Casper: Laurie. Four vowels and two consonants. That's rare, you know? Almost all the vowels: a, e, i, u. The only one I don't have is an "o". So if your name was Tony, you'd be perfect. What is your name?

Owen Wilson - Vann
Sheryl Crow - Casper

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I worked too hard for it, your honor.”
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner

“- Bart: I'm the captain of the crew team, Jermaine.
- Jamal King: The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck yo' crew up! Who are dey?”
Chris Elwood - Bart
Redman - Jamal King

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes