“- Sally Hyde: You like tiger balm? It makes you feel real cool. I'll put some on your back.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Is that the way you massage the basket cases at the hospital?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde

“Meemaw-Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.
Missy Cooper-How's he gonna pee?
Meemaw-Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
Georgie Cooper-What's the gallbladder do?
Meemaw-I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.”
Annie Potts - Meemaw
Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
Montana Jordan - Georgie Cooper

“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”

Al Pacino - Starkman

“It had not been edifying, indeed not, being in this hellhole and human zoo for two years now, being kicked and tolchocked by brutal warders, and meeting leering criminals and perverts, ready to dribble all over a luscious young malchick like your storyteller.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstetrician
Graham Arthur Chapman - Dr. Spencer