“- Sally Hyde: You like tiger balm? It makes you feel real cool. I'll put some on your back.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Is that the way you massage the basket cases at the hospital?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde

“Meemaw-Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.
Missy Cooper-How's he gonna pee?
Meemaw-Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
Georgie Cooper-What's the gallbladder do?
Meemaw-I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.”
Annie Potts - Meemaw
Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
Montana Jordan - Georgie Cooper

“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”

Al Pacino - Starkman

“- Terry: Pat, I'd be careful.
- Joe: God bless you. Is it bad? Am I going to go blind?
- Patricia: I don't know.
- Joe: Please take me to a hospital.”

Diana Scarwid - Terry
James Russo - Joe
Alfre Woodard - Patricia

“- Penny Escher: What are we doing here?
- Karen Eiffel: You told me I needed visual stimulation.
- Penny Escher: I meant a museum or something.
- Karen Eiffel: I don't need a museum. I need the infirm.
- Penny Escher: You are the infirm.”

Queen Latifah - Penny Escher
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel