“We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist!”
Steven Mackintosh - Winston

“- Clay: You ok?
- Blair: It's the cocaine... too much speed or something.
- Clay: That's a relief.
- Blair: What?
- Clay: Well, you're fucked up, you look like shit, but no problem, all you need is a better cut of cocaine.”
Andrew McCarthy - Clay
Jami Gertz - Blair

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“Uh-oh. Get out the Alka-Seltzer.”
Barry Corbin - Uncle Bob

“I can feel my hair growing.”

Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly