“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“I hate television. Gives me headaches. I heard there's so many magnetic waves traveling through the air, because of TV and telephones, that we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. All the molecules in our heads are all unstable. All the companies know about it, but they're not doing anything about it. It's a big conspiracy.”
Naomi Watts - Rachel

“Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!”
Russ Leatherman - Mr. Moviefone

“- Lightning McQueen: Wow, this organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it before?
- Fillmore: It's a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government. They're feeding us a bunch of lies, man!”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
George Carlin - Fillmore

“It's all the same machine. The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert.”
Nicky Guadagni - Holloway