“- Jack: Algy, you're always talking nonsense.
- Algy: It's better than listening to it.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Xavier Quinn: You think Maubee did it? Cut a man's head off?
- Jump Jones: That fucker, he does that! That's why he's like that!
- Xavier Quinn: Try and make sense when you talk, Jump.”
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn
Art Evans - Jump Jones

“I talk a lot in metaphors. I get my words out but sometimes they don't make sense.”
David Boreanaz

“- Dr. John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
- Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- Claudia Draper: Now, you talk to me and pretend I'm sane, okay?
- Aaron Levinsky: Okay.
- Claudia Draper: And I'll do the same for you.”
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Aaron Levinsky