“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Probably the same thing he was thinking with.”

Gena Rowlands - Georgia King
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

You married a guy whose nickname in college was “Hound Dog”. What did you expect was going to happen?

Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Steven M. Kovacs: Just get out. I don't ever want to see you again. Robin is never going to forgive me!
- The Cable Guy: Well, I'll tell you how you handle that: don't tell her.”

Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy