“The greeks invented italian.”
Michael Constantine - Gus

“- Jake La Motta: Look at that. Look how they make me look. Like a bum, like a mammalucco.
- Joey LaMotta: A what?
- Jake La Motta: Like the mammalucco of the year.”
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

- Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
- Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos

“There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they were Greek.”
Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos