“- Hansel - 6 years old: Jesus says the darndest things.
- Hedwig: Don't you ever mention that name to me again.
- Hansel - 6 years old: But he died for our sins.
- Hedwig: So did Hitler!”
Ben Mayer-Goodman - Hansel - 6 years old
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“We are all culpable in the death of Christ. My sins, your sins put Him on that cross.”
Jim Caviezel

“Jesus made me this way so I could suffer and be reborn the way he wanted me!”
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“Jesus didn't come to free us from pain. He came to give us the strength to bear it.”
Eddie Marsan - Reverend John

That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going: "Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself