“- Stevo: Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Sam Boyd: Is it alarmed?
- Pyiotr Ivanovich Grushenko: Only if you frighten it.”

Gene Hackman - Sam Boyd
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Pyiotr Ivanovich Grushenko

“Three things I love about Germany: my Mercedes-Benz, no speed limit on the autobahn and a black market for anything I can get my hands on.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“It's the battle of the luxury cars. Lincoln Continental and American know-how and skill against the German machine.”
Tim Thomerson - Ray Binkowski

“Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.”
John Turturro - Simmons