“What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.”
Robert Wuhl - Marty Lee Dreiwitz

“- James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
- Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
- James Conway: Here's a leg!
- Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing!
[laughs]
- Tommy DeVito: Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?”

Robert De Niro - James Conway
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting Earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here.”
Ron McLarty - Old George

“Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.”
Eric Idle - Lead Singer Crucifee

“The whole world will learn to laugh at the sight of stinking cadavers.”
Albert Finney - Geoffrey Firmin