“- Gil Renard: I remember when Mick recorded this in '78, we had a wild party afterwards.
- Richie Renard: Jason Pelligrino's dad says Mick Jagger's gay.
- Gil Renard: Yeah? Well, Jason Pelligrino's dad takes it up the ass.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Andrew J. Ferchland - Richie Renard

“- Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
- Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
- Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
Danny Cox - Bartender

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Now the crooner is becoming the comic!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“If you wake up in the morning and you can’t think of anything but singing first, then you’re supposed to be a singer girl.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence