“Not as stupid as sheep, mind you, But pigs are definitely stupid.”
Miriam Margolyes - Fly

“Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something.”
Woody Allen - Ray

“- Thunder Jack: I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.
- Ted Brooks: But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.
- Thunder Jack: Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!”
James Coburn - Thunder Jack
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Ted Brooks

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want sillywives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley