“Now remember sweet face, zillions of people all over the world are gonna be watching you; and that means no farting, no picking your nose and no playing with little Mr. Peabody.”

Ellen McElduff - Make-Up Woman

“This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.”

Charles Durning - Coach Johnson

“- Adam: Why does O.T. have a knife in his mouth? Does he really expect trouble?
- Stu: Nah, he always wanted to swim with one. He saw it once on television.”
Perry Lang - Adam
Paul Land - Stu

“- Ma: Where do you think that old Nick gets our food?
- Jack: From TV by magic!”
Brie Larson - Ma
Jacob Tremblay - Jack

“You can't freeze people like hamburger.”
Michael Beach - Dr. David Arrington