“- Rita: Right. I've passed. Now will you get on that bloody plane?
- Dr. Frank Bryant: Let me see. You've passed with distinction. I'm proud of you, Rita.
- Rita: I'm proud of both of us.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Frank Bryant

“- Jafar: Excellent work, Iago.
- Iago: Ah, go on.
- Jafar: No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.
- Iago: Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.”

Jonathan Freeman - Jafar
Gilbert Gottfried - Iago

“- Prince Colwyn: The forest is not safe. You best travel with us.
- Ergo: Me travel with you? Do you know who I am?
- Prince Colwyn: No.
- Ergo: I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!”
Ken Marshall - Colwyn
David Battley - Ergo

“You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckers got served!”

Omarion Grandberry - David

“Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?”
Jon Lovitz - Mr. Marks