- Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
- Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
- Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl", and she smiled.
- Betsy: Really?
- Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Kim Wheeler: I'm just taking an interest in your Iife, as your stepmom.
- Dorothy Wheeler: When you're oId enough to rent a car, we can discuss your roIe as my stepmother. In the meantime, don't taIk about my sex Iife.
- Kim Wheeler: You? Have a sex life?
- Dorothy Wheeler: I do. But I don't charge by the hour Iike you.”
Benita Ha - Kim Wheeler
Jessica Capshaw - Dorothy Wheeler

“- Donna: Did you hear that sick sound?
- Cozzie: Yeah, it was creepy. Probably your mom howling out her anti-sex warning.”
Trish Doolan - Donna
Gene Bicknell - Cozzie

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool