“- Joe Fabrini: Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Cassie Hartley: It saves a lot of time.”
George Raft - Joe Fabrini
Ann Sheridan - Cassie Hartley

“The bigger the man, the deeper the imprint. And when he's in love, he suffers knowing it's a dead end.”
John Wayne - Young Matt Matthews

“I want to be in love. I want to wake up next to someone and see them smile, do the whole Sunday breakfast thing, go out and get the paper, stay in bed together all day.”
Diane Lane - Sarah

“- Hellboy: I would give my life for her but she also wants me to do the dishes.
- Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien

“- Santa Claus: Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love?
- Cupid: First of all they're arrows. Second of all, no can do. Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago.”
Tim Allen - Santa Claus
Kevin Pollak - Cupid