“- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!”

Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
- Pat Summerall: Why?
- John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.”
Himself - John Madden
Himself - Pat Summerall

“The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“Something is wrong here; can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive during the night. Babs stops laying but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us extra food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to kill us all.”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger