“- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!”

Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
- Pat Summerall: Why?
- John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.”
Himself - John Madden
Himself - Pat Summerall

“The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
- Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.”

Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad

“Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal